For all the complaining I may have done about how long it might take me to get from good old US of A to Thailand for this trip, it's actually been rather uneventful in the bad ways, and a lot of fun in the good ways.  I don't know how many of you know, but this is my first international trip- I've never been out of the country before.  It's been very interesting so far.  I just got into Thailand- this morning Thai time, this afternoon Eastern time back in the States.  And, contrary to what they may tell you, the food on the international flights is actually pretty decent, in my opinion.  I can't wait to try some Panag curry here in Bangkok...it'll be interesting to see how much of a different Americanized Thai food is from the real deal.  One thing's for sure- it'll probably be a lot fresher.  I might even drag my friend I'm here in town with (for the first part anyways) to one of the little food stalls along the river, or maybe try and find some deals on electronics and such.  I don't know, but I'm going to have a lot of fun finding out.  I think all this might have been inspired by the fact that the movie for this last flight was "Julie and Julia" about a woman in New York City who decided to blog about her desire to cook all 527 recipes in Julia Child's "Mastering the Art of French Cooking" in a year.  Now, I don't think I could do something like that, but I still can try and connect with my readers, which, I know I haven't been doing lately.  I think I just got in a rut of going to work and coming home and vegging; every day for the last three weeks in prep for this trip- but I had this trip as a goal and finish line, so it wasn't too bad.  So, I'm going to try and use this trip as a way to remind myself of why I started this blog in the first place- to show you guys how wild and crazy and sexy I can be. So, I'm going to adopt the Thai ideal of taking things as they come and just relax and come back refreshed and maybe ready to seduce a certain someone who's been very understanding with me running around these past few weeks. ;)

Okay, been up to a bit this weekend....Due to the fact that one of the night managers had some (justifyable) issues, I'm not working after 8:30 for a while now.  However, I was able to make lemonade out of those potential lemons and have diversified my base by switching off days between Mons in Tampa and Bare Assetts in Holiday.  (Be sure to check out my schedule page on ChristyDancer.com for clear info as to days and times.)  So, now I'm at Mons two days weekly and all home games and Bare Assetts three days.  So, this should be interesting.  Slightly different rules in Pasco county, but I'm....flexible. ;P  And, since I'm having issues with my service provider that's hosting clubchristywild.com, I've made it so you can access my livejournal from a page on Christydancer now.  But, wish me luck that this works out in the end!

Okay, so what have I been up to lately?  Well, been taking off Tuesdays for the past few weeks, because they've just plain SUCKED.  So, I've moved to working Saturdays instead.  This also means that I can switch from having to wake up at the crack of dawn (for me, anyways) for the 9am spin class to getting my ass kicked in spin class at 6pm on Tuesdays....just got back from one class today and since I haven't been in a while, my abs and legs are protesting the injustice.  God I'm sore, but I really don't have a choice but to push myself- the boss is on a rampage about weeding out those who don't look like he thinks his club girls should look like and I've been put on notice.  I'm not complaining- far from it!  I mean, part of the reason why his club has done so well for so long is BECAUSE he is so picky.  It's one of those things I understood was a part of working here.
Other than that, definitely had more fun last night than I had this weekend. Met two couples earlier in the weekend, and granted, we got there late because I'd been working, but- and no, I'm not trying to brag- but I guess that someone had a problem with me being a hot lil stripper...dunno- didn't ask, but the mood fell flat. In contrast, had a nice, curvy lil hot thing over last night and I got to pull out my new strap on and use it on her!  So fucking hot...now, if only I could find a 21+ chick who likes to be a swinger and my life will be perfect!

OKay, yeah, I know WAY too long not to post, but I felt like all I've been mainly doing lately is going to the gym, going to work, coming home to goof off on the computer, go to bed and start all over. But that's not being fair- I have been having lots of fun and making lots of new friends- and definitely getting fucked on more of a regular basis. Went to DC for Mother's Day weekend, which was interesting...my parents had figured out that I was living with my boyfriend (they're not happy about it, but it's my life). I did enjoy getting to look around at what's changed since I lived there 8/9 years ago...definitely some good food and bars...oh, the bars! LOL I've been enjoying a lot of new wines too- some new Rosemonts, and still absolutely in love with everything Jacob's Creek! Had a bunch of people over for a May birthday party at the end of the month...I definitely had a lot of fun that night! I got eaten out on the dryer, but I kinda had to stop when the dryer got too hot. :( So, I moved to the couch and got eaten out again, and then I dragged Steve into the bedroom to get my brains fucked out...went out to check on everybody else, and was going to go back in and just cuddle, but Steve wanted a round 2, not that I ever complain about that! As for June, met this really nice couple, but since they work in the medical field, their schedule is a little erratic, but we managed to get together for a "quickie" (Read- 3 hrs) last Saturday, since all our schedules matched for once.
Work has been interesting, to say the least, but I can't get mad...it's nobody's fault but mine if I don't work hard enough to try and make it work.On a sad note, one of my bosses' husband was killed in a car wreck a couple weeks ago...she's supposed to come bak next week, but we'll see....I just hope she's okay. I've joined selfdietclub.com to try and better manage things, because I really love where I'm working now, and I really don't want to have to move. And, of course with Florida's lovely penchant for midday rain showers in the summer, it's been making work even more unpredictable, though I do have some guys who like dancing with me because of my ass.
So that brings me up to this week- have been enjoying some quality time with a cute little redhead...she seems nicer and more together than the last girlfriend...seems pretty cool, is Wicca like me, and doesn't hesitate to get down to her undies once she's home. I'm certianly looking forward to seeing how things go from here. And along with that, I am in the middle of looking over other porn sites for ideas on how to improve upon the current look of clubchristywild.com, so definitely stay tuned in over the next few weeks to see what's going to happen. Well, I'm going to go enjoy the friends I have over for a BBQ and stop rambling on for the first time in almost 3 months...I'm seriously going to try to remember to update more often than this!

Yes, not been posting much, mainly because there hasn't been all that much excitement at work, other than one of my friends no longer dating one of the local area bartenders, but I already told her I'm Switzerland. lol Went shopping with one of my girl friends last week and got a pretty sweater:

Can someone please explain to me why people automatically assume I know all the greatest places to go out in party?  I constantly get the "well, you know where to go".  No- I don't. I'm sorry, I'm sure this comes as a shock to some, but, on my days off, I'm more likely to stay at home, prolly in my sleepwear for half the morning, goofing off on pogo.com!  (Speaking of which- VERY cool game site...very cool group of ppl you can meet on there.) For those who don't already know- I can be pretty lazy.  That plus the fact is that I work in a club 40-50 hours a week; clubbing isn't exactly high on my priority list when it comes to having fun.
And can someone please explain to me the massive allure of showing off the lower anatomy in photos and cams?  Yes, I know you have one- didn't know you were going to be one.  I mean, I work in porn and am a swinger.  I know what one looks like and know they come in different shapes and sizes.  Once you've seen one, you know what they look like- right? Sorry, but I don't understand what they think they stand to gain by this.  Even if I DO like who I'm chatting with, no cock is impressive enough to make me fly halfway across the country for it- I have plenty to choose from here. :)
One final question- what is up with these people who don't listen/read?  If I've already told you that you can only meet me at the club, why would you think I'd say yes to going out to dinner with you? And if I've already said you can touch anywhere except between the legs, what makes you think that I'll say yes to you just "slipping it down there just once"?  I'm sorry but I like my job more.  On that same note- buddy, it was "oops" the first time- NOT the third.
Sorry, not trying to seem like I'm ranting- not trying to.  It's just this is some of the stuff that's been bugging me for a while, so feel free to comment on it.

Okay, this is something I've been wanting to get off my chest for a bit.  I normally have a decent attitude about myself- I'm ever so thankful that my body is the type to which I can fully use it in my chosen professions.  But, like most women, there's just that one week out of the month that no amount of convincing from those males in my life will make me feel better.  I'm sorry, but I feel like crap this week and with my hormones what they are, telling me I still look sexy isn't gonna getcha far.  I'm sorry, but it's worse than normal this week, but I still l have to go in and work, mainly cuz bills are due, so, whether I feel like it or not,  I gotta grin and bear it.  But, if nothing else, I have this really hot chick that we met over the weekend; she's not feeling well either, so she's gonna come over and we're gonna baby her. :)  She's really cute and, if nothing else, she seems like a good person to be friends with.  But, I'm gonna stop rambling, go take some Midol, and head to work.

Okay, though I may be a bit of a stuck in the mud when it comes to my routine, I'm usually willing to try just about anything once, cosmetically speaking. I've done the wavy hair, the straight hair, the bright colors, the dark colors, etc. Some of it's works, others not so well. Well, you can add fake eyelashes to the latter category, thank you very much. I've just seen a ton of my girlfriends, coworkers, and other performers all use them from time to time, so I figured I'd see what the fuss was all about. Apparently, a lot over jack shit. Between the having to wait 3-7 minutes for the damn things to dry on your lids (and anyone who knows me knows I suck at sitting, waiting and doing nothing) and make sure it goes on right, or you have to pull them off and start all over again. All told, I must have wrestled with them for at least 45 minutes before finally giving up, applying another layer of mascara to my own, less full, lashes, and heading back out on the floor. And boy, what a day we had! Let's not forget the wonderful COLD weather we got most of the day...and before you say anything- anything below 70 degrees is cold for me...ask anyone. So we have that, plus a couple comes in, and apparently she's one of those who needs a little liquid to loosen up...well, she definitely got loosened up- to the point we girls were a lil worried, but it all worked out okay, so that's all good. And, to round out a perfectly decent day, a friend ordered sushi and let me share, so I got my sushi fix in for the day, so I'm all around happy. lol But, I'm really tired now, cuz I worked my ass off at work today, so I'm gonna go ahead and head to bed.

It's amazing how quick time flies when you're far too busy with work!  I am sooo sorry I haven't posted any more of the photos from the Nightmoves Awards Weekend when the simple answer is that I haven't had the free time to look through the rest of the photos since the awards!  I've been working almost nonstop 1-11 five to six days a week lately because, what with the location of the club in proximity to the stadium, Bucs home games are usually good for me, so I've been working them lately 12-7 or so.  So, that means I've been trying to cram the rest of my chores, hanging out with friends, etc, into one day a week, which, sadly, leaves me little free time to show you all how much fun I had.  In an interesting twist, I have photos in both of the local adult publications- Nightmoves Magazine and V2 Magazine as one of the featured dancers for the month.  Hopefully, what with the holidays and everything, I'll be able to take off for a couple of days and relax...would be nice. :)

I don't know how many of you might remember, but I had to go home this time last year because my grandfather was in failing health.  Well, today is also my brother's 22nd birthday, and I want to be happy and celebrate it with him (in a way, what with being a few states removed) but I feel guilty about it because tonight a year ago is when my granddad passed away.  I loved him a lot and I feel like I'm being disingenuous by wanting to celebrate my brother's birth over feeling sad that he's been gone a whole year now.  Is this normal or am I worse of a freak than I thought?

Sorry, I know I'm normally more upbeat and sexy in my posts, but this just happened last year and I'm still trying to come to grips with it and how I feel and how much of that I can and should post in a journal of this nature.  Thank you for being understanding. :)

Okay, trying to post here more often, but usually don't have time in the morning, and am usually too tired to do more than just check my myspace before bed....what can I say?  I'm lazy. :)  But, on one good front, I've cut back on my laziness when it regards exercise...I've finally decided that, instead of saying "I'm gonna get up at 9 am every morning and get to the gym", which leaves me an excuse if I sleep in until 10, 'cuz it's too late for me to get it all done at the gym.  Now, no matter what time I get up in the morning, I throw on my exercise clothes and bike my ass over to the gym.  And, another good note- I've kinda gotten used to just drinking water- plain water, no lil shakes.  Plus, that's helping me eat less, cuz any time I feel like I'm getting hungry, I just swig some water, and if I'm still hungry a lil later, I go nibble on some of the food I brought.  But, as to the other reason I'm so chipper this morning?  I didn't have to worry about an alarm clock this morning, because I got a nice hard dick to wake me up instead....wish I could get that more often!

Found these online, and thought they said better than some of the more glittery ones what July 4th should really still be about- not fireworks and getting off of work, etc, etc but about the sacrifices men and women have been making so this country can survive for over 200 years now. We don't need to ever forget that!

Well, after quite a long time of seeming to be in a rut of work, gym and sleep, it was interesting to break things up a bit yesterday.  I actually did pretty good, considering that it's summertime and the sky threatened rain all day.  But, it got a little boring around 4, so I went on break and headed down to Bennigan's for a salad and a brew.  I called one of my friends back at work as I thought I was heading back, since she'd volunteered to come pick me up if it started raining.  But, I guess the bartender took a liking to me or somethin, cuz he plunked down a fresh one, just as I got off the phone.  And I thought it was nice of him and all, but when he put down the second one, well, I waited til he'd gone inside and gave it to the two businessmen sitting next to me, cuz, thanks, but I know my limit. lol  Then, about an hour before I left work, we got a couple of protesters out in front of the club!  And not just any ol' protesters, but the wonderfully rabid religious righters- you know,the kind that call us whores simply for being dancers?  Yeah- lovely.  But they were gone by the time I left, and we headed to Hogan's, cuz that's where we go to listen to our friend Dave play.  But we get there- no Dave.  Come to find out the new owners of the place decided to axe ALL the live music gigs cuz they "weren't bringing in enough traffic".  Well, excuse me, but that's pretty much the main reason why we come!  So, I'm sitting there, playing games and drinking a beer, and my girlfriend comes up and says she wants to show me something outside.  Long story short- we now have a little 7-9 week old kitten snoozing in our guest room.  So, if nothing else, you know I'll have more stuff to talk about pussy now! lol

I'm sitting here in Tennessee, in town for my cousin's wedding, but in the background is the CNN broadcast of the funeral going on right now in South Carolina. For those of you who may not know, there were nine firefighters killed in Charleston earlier this week in a store fire. They went in, having seen that it was contained to the rear of a furniture store. We're not sure exactly what happened, but something happened to where, in a few minutes, it went from manageable to an inferno, and they all lost their lives. The men killed ranged in experience from 24 years to only a few months, and it's apparently the single largest loss of firefighters since 9/11. And as I sit here watching the procession, I can't help but remark on the interesting fact that firefighters, police, and military are generally the only ones that are given flag-draped coffins, and what the significance of that is. Personally, my viewpoint is that they are given this honor because they have given this country the honor of going into this service, voluntarily, and gave their lives in that service. I think that, all too often, people don't really understand what that sacrifice means. It's not something everyone can do, so those that do need to be thanked for their courage to take on this awesome responsibility. That's not to say that there aren't a few bad apples in the bunch, but overall, this is a choice people have to think long and hard about before saying that they'll do it. (And don't worry- I'll have more crazy, wacky insanity on the way when I get back home, but this is just something that was on my mind today and I wanted to post it.)

I'm not sure how many may know much about the inner workings of my club, but Mons is picky. You have to be near the top of your game, physically, to work here. It took me five years to manage that. But, I've recently found that just because I'm here now doesn't mean I get to totally relax. As a good friend pointed out recently, I'm not gonna look hot if I keep up with the junk. No, not just candies and sweets, though that definitely part of it. She's convincing me that I've gotta cut out most of my fast food, which is hard for me. I mean, at the heart of it all is that I'm a lazy bitch! I'm trying to work on it, but it's damn hard. So, I'm trying to take baby steps. Like, another thing she told me was to nix the sodas. Apparently not even diet helps. She even threatened to throw out any sodas I bought! Tough, but she's a good friends and knows I need it tough. No juices either, but I already knew most of them are just sugar water. Speaking of water, can't stand it most of the time. I mean, I'm fine with it when I'm at the gym, but try and have me drink it any other time and I, well, I usually go for the Diet Coke. I just can't stand the taste (or lack thereof), so my friend has some of those Crystal Lite drink mixes you shake in water and it's like 10 calories, so I had a few of those in my waters yesterday and manages 6 or 7 bottles, so at least it's a start! So that's one thing tackled. Fast food? Probably can nix it all but for the chicken nuggets. And I'm sorry, but me and her will have to agree to disagree on the no alcohol gig. I can definitely make sure I'm going for the lower calorie thing, like white wine and Bacardi and Diet once in a while, but I'm working hard to control it, and I've never been one that's good at cold turkey anything. But, here's to me trying!

But, all in all, that's easy compared to the real monkey on my back. Not many know that I have something called celiac's disease. (You can find more info about it at celic.org.) This means my body attacks any gluten in my system. So not only to I have to watch what I eat, diet wise, I have to make sure said food has no wheat, rye, or barley. So, it's not all fun for this lazybones- I mean, most diet regimens encourage the eating of whole grain this and that- not helping, people! *sigh* It's just that this is something I've struggled with following for a while now, and I guess I just thought if I posted my thoughts and concerns here, maybe there might be someone out there who can help encourage me along the way. Though, I must say that I do regret not believing more in my number 1 cheerleader and I do apologize to them for that...I'll work better at remembering you were there to cheer me on before anyone else ever knew about me. :)

I swear, I am so fucking excited and nervous about this weekend.  We're all going down to Miami for the Exxxotica Convention and hopefully I'll make a decent impression.  So, to make up for me not working for a couple of days (since I recently picked up a half day shift working on Saturdays) I pulled a double yesterday and will be doing so again today, so I will be working from 2pm-1am today at Mons, if anyone wants to come by and say hi.  I will be taking my computer and camera with me, so I'll try and post at least once this weekend to tell ya'll what I've been up to...if I'm not too busy fucking around, that is...or just plain fucking...who knows?  But I also made a new friend...at least I'd like to think so: Nadia from Nadia's Lair.com and I'm going to be picking her brains this weekend about ideas for what I can do in this industry.  All in all, this is going to be one KICKASS weekend!

Been having a lot of fun at work lately, and had enough time to talk to Wayne Garcia at Creative Loafing about the art of the lap dance, and, well, here's where you can read it all: Click Here. In other news, Joe Redner's in the runoff for the District 1 City Council seat, so I have to give my two cents on the whole thing. (If you don't live in Tampa, just skim down to the part about my lovely wake up call.) For the rest of ya'll, here's my lil op-ed on Joe: I may not agree with everything, but I do believe in his assertion that growth needs to pay for itself and that it's better, in the long run, to require that developers set aside a certain percentage of housing in every development built, while his opponent, Gwen Miller, would rather offer an incentive to developers if they put in affordable housing. This is the same Miller who, when confronted by the papers with the fact that the voting she said she'd done on the city budget couldn't have happened the first time because she wasn't even in the country at the time, said she stood by her recollection. (View the entire article at TBO.com.)

On a much more enjoyable note, I definitely had a great start to my day today...woke up this morning to getting a cock in my pussy and getting the shit fucked out of me before he slid that nice cock up my ass, punching me to orgasm...so, I get to go to work with a BIG smile on my face now. :) Also, have updated my schedule on ChristyDancer.com, so check there first, because my times have changed.

Okay, so, what have I been up to in the past week? Went to Poraoke (karaoke with porn playing in the background) on Wednesday with Sadia and Nicole.  I don't know who had more fun- me or Sadia! lol  Went to listen to Dave play on Thursday, then worked REALLY late on Friday (worked til 1 am or so)  Was gonna try to work on Saturday, just to see what it was like, but had some friends come over, so I figure I'll try it this Saturday and see how it goes.  So, ended up having my friend Jersey come over, and we went out to O'Keefe's for St. Patrick's Day.  What a fucking zoo!  Now I remember why I try to stay away from anything remotely Irish on that night! lol  Had a blast on Sunday too- went to the Renaissance Faire with friends...enjoyed myself immensely, especially the after faire meetup at O'Brien's...*chuckle*  People got a kick out of Rich's kilt (worn regimentally, of course ;) ) all day long.  Today wasn't all that insane, but I ended up doing okay.  Could've been better, but it could've been worse too, so I'll just take the bad with the good. But, if nothing else, I've been having a lot of fun writing up drabbles (100-300 word stories) for my 100 crossover fics about Faith (the chick from Buffy)....yes, I know I'm a geek- don't you know that by now? I mean, yeah, I'm all about sex too, but gotta get my fun where I can. :P

Had a blast this past weekend.  Spent most of the first part of Saturday cleaning, and then went with some friends to go see Jeff Foxworthy.  We got there a little late, so he ribbed us a bit for that.  God, I haven't laughed that hard in a while!  Went out for sushi afterwards, then met up with my roommates at the movies.  They went to go see 300, but I opted for The Dead Girl.  Shouldn't have even bothered with it!  It sucked big time- no real character development to speak of, so you couldn't really connect with what was going on, and if you can't connect, how can you really enjoy a movie?  So yeah, didn't enjoy it, but wasn't about to see the gorefest that is 300.  Spent most of Sunday finishing reorganizing the closets, so now more of my stuff can fit in there, and neatly too, so I can find stuff now!
As for work so far this week, Monday was okay, and then today wasn't going so well, but then I had this one guy who kept wanting more dances with me, so it worked out.  Not only that, but he traveled a lot, so I really enjoyed talking with him about all the places he's been.  Very cool week so far.

Been doing okay so far this week.  I am really glad that Joe is in a runoff for his city council seat...wish I could vote for him, but I don't live in the city, so no dice. :(  Had an interesting day earlier this week- had a couple guys that I know outside of work, but I guess they didn't know I'd changed clubs or whatever, but it made for some amusing conversation, lemme tell ya! lol  Tuesday and Wednesday were hit and miss, but I didn't expect much.  Did enjoy talking to this one guy who works back in D.C.  Already had a dinner date with Rick for sushi, so I couldn't stay late like I normally did.  I could've sworn I told the guy I was talking to that I'd try and be back, but that I left at 9.  Well, I was leaving and he caught up with me, and apologized for not getting dances, but said he'd try and be back later to see me.  We'll see.  Either way, for once I didn't care- I just enjoyed swapping stories and jokes with him...yeah asked him to dance once, but no biggie.  It's life, and half the fun for me, from time to time, is just to get to talk to somebody about topics we're both interested in.  Sometimes you connect with some customers, and, for me, at least, that's as nice as a dance sometimes.
As for Rick, *chuckle* he likes where I work. I just think he gets a kick out of how open these girls are at Mons.  That and I had a blast going to dinner with him...he's nice to talk to. :)